Coming to you by way of the May 13th issue of the satirical publication The Onion:
“Alternative” Alternative Energy Projects
The U.S. Department of Interior just approved Cape Wind, the nation’s first offshore wind farm, which will be built five miles from Cape Cod. Here are some of the [other] projects awaiting approval:
- Gulf of Mexico solar-powered oil-spill refinery
- The Central Texas Lance-Armstrong-on-a-Stationary-Bike Initiative
- The Alabama Abdomeno-Thermal Energy Program, a proposal to bore deep shafts through the surface of the state’s rotund citizenry to capture the natural heat emanating from their roiling liquid cores
- Georgia’s 100% Hazard-Free Miracle Electricity Program
- Solar PanelVille application on Facebook
[Image source: Metropolitan Museum of Art]
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